girl:  i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend:  i know
girl:  i love you
boyfriend:  i love you too
  after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl:  where is my boyfriend
dad:  who do you think gave you the vagina
girl:  what

ierobrows:

do you ever go into a music store and just find all of your favourite band’s albums even though you already have them and you just hover in that general area for a while

dontblowitatl:

Things I want to do before I die:  Band members.

blowfranceschi:

Laughs because it’s legal for me to have sex with any band member alive

smelyerlater:

you me at jubilee 

vibersandsharks:

Dan. If you’re going to stay up on my wall you will have to sTOP IT

this is on my ceiling watching me sleep

earthtogenta:

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy~

helyerthehedgehog:

just bringing back baby max…….

Ipppsirues wlatteaxy gavk

do-kellin-now-remember-it-later:

ok matt

ymasrares:

The boys in Glamour Magazine UK!